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I’m the part of the bird that’s not in the sky. I can swim in the ocean and yet remain dry. What am I? A shadow. I am mother and father, but never birth or nurse. I’m rarely still, but I never wander. What am I? A tree. I went into the woods and got [...]

Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm together and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated with it. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. A dozen babies are in the ward, eleven of whom are crying and screaming. Over in the corner, one baby is smiling serenely. [...]

A bigshot business man had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his employees. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him. The head nurse was the only one who could [...]

Hospital Patient

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A sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph’s Hospital. She timidly asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?” The operator said, “I can, what’s the name and room number?” The old laday in her weak voice said, “Norma Findlay, Room 302.” The operator replied, “Let me [...]