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I have holes in my top and bottom

August 24, 2010 No comments

I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I? A sponge. Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I? Fire. The man who invented it doesn’t want it. The man who [...]

Riddles Bottom, coffin, fire, food, holes, middle, right, sponge, top and bottom, water

A man who went to church with his wife always fell asleep during the sermon

April 25, 2010 No comments

A man who went to church with his wife always fell asleep during the sermon. The wife decided to do something about this. One Sunday, she took a long hatpin with her to poke him with every time he would doze off. As the preacher got to a part in the sermon where he shouted [...]

Religious Jokes Adam, damn thing, doze, Eve, God, good god almighty, hatpin, jesus christ, man, Minister, pew, poke, preacher, right, Sermon, six days, wife

A man absolutely hated his wife’s cat and decided to get rid of him one day

April 24, 2010 No comments

A man absolutely hated his wife’s cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway. The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He [...]

Animal Jokes beast, bridge, cat, day, driveway, home, Jen, man, need directions, right, safe distance, son of a bitch, wife

Joe was moderately successful in his career

April 21, 2010 No comments

Joe was moderately successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by terrible headaches. When his personal hygiene and love life started to suffer, he sought medical help. After being referred from one specialist to another, he finally came across a doctor who solved the problem. “The good news is [...]