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No sooner spoken than broken. What is it? Silence. A secret. A certain crime is punishable if attempted but not punishable if committed. What is it? Suicide. Coup d’etat. You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I? An onion.

Chuck Norris’s tears can cure cancer… …sadly he never cries…. When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn’t sweat. The weights do. The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn’t real. It’s when he learns Chuck Norris is. Chuck Norris KNOWS Victoria’s secret.

A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in [...]