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What can you catch but not throw? A cold. I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I? A nose. What’s black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk. A zebra painted red. A sunburned penguin. A newspaper. What goes around the world but stays in [...]
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Browsing Posts tagged skunk
What can you catch but not throw?
August 24, 2010
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What do pigs put on sore toes?
August 19, 2010
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Q: What do pigs put on sore toes? A: Oinkment! Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Put a clothes peg on its nose! Q: When is a car not a car? A: When it turns into a garage! Q: What does a bee use to brush its hair? A: A honeycomb!
What is black and white and white all over?
August 19, 2010
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Q: What is black and white and white all over? A: A scared skunk! Q: Why did the cookie go to see the doctor? A: He was feeling crummy! Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Climb a tree and act like a nut! Q: How can you tell if a calendar is popular? [...]
What do you get when you cross a bear and a skunk?
August 19, 2010
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Q: What do you get when you cross a bear and a skunk? A: Winnie the ‘pe-u’! Q: What vegetable do you get when King Kong walks through your garden? A: Squash! Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet? A: You look a bit flushed! Q: What dog keeps the best time? [...]
