Teacher: Billy stop making ugly faces at other students!
Billy: Why, ma’am!
Teacher: Because when i was a child, my parents told me that if i kept making ugly faces my face would stay that way!
Billy: Well, i can see you didn’t listen then!
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Billy stop making ugly faces at other students
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Why did the student eat his homework?
Why did the student eat his homework?
Because his teacher said, it was a peace of cake.
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Be sure that you go straight home
Teacher: Be sure that you go straight home!
Student: I can’t, I live just round the corner!
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If you see someone sinking in the water
Teacher is explaining to the student,
If you see someone sinking in the water, you should pull his hair to save him from the water. It will be easy for you.’
Student: but sir, if it happens to you, we shouldn’t help you.
Teacher: why?
Student: because you don’t have any hair.
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A single teacher can’t teach all the subjects
If a single teacher can’t teach all the subjects then how could you expect a single student to learn all subjects.
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