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I run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit not alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, awaiting to be filled in the morning. What am I? A shoe. Throw it off the highest building, and I’ll not break. But put me in the ocean, and [...]

Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: Put a little boogey in it! Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground ? A: To get to the other slide! Q: Where do bees go to the bathroom? A: At the BP station! Q: Why does it get hot after a baseball game? A: [...]