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I run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit not alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, awaiting to be filled in the morning. What am I? A shoe. Throw it off the highest building, and I’ll not break. But put me in the ocean, and [...]
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Browsing Posts tagged tongue
I run over fields and woods all day
August 24, 2010
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Longest tongue
April 13, 2010
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Unique Breakfast
March 12, 2010
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A man observed a sign in the window of a restaurant that read “Unique Breakfast” so he walked in and sat down. The waitress brought him his coffee and asked him what he wanted. “What’s your Unique Breakfast?” he asked inquisitively. “Baked tongue of chicken!” she proudly replied. “Baked tongue of chicken?… baked tongue of [...]
Two snakes are slithering around one day
March 10, 2010
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Two snakes are slithering around one day. One snake suddenly stops and turns to the other. “Are we poisonous?” he asks. “No, why?” replies the other. The first snake says, “‘Cause I just bit my tongue!”
