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A boy went to his grandfather’s house for a week. On the first night at dinner he found a thick, slimy goo on his plate, so he said to his grandfather “Grandpa is this plate clean?” “As clean as cold water can get them.” his grandfather answered. This went on for the rest of the [...]
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Browsing Posts tagged water
A boy went to his grandfather’s house
July 1, 2011
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What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?
December 11, 2010
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What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. ! Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ? They both drop their needles ! What’s Christmas called in England ? Yule Britannia ! What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ? Thanks, I’ll never part with it [...]
I have holes in my top and bottom
August 24, 2010
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I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I? A sponge. Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I? Fire. The man who invented it doesn’t want it. The man who [...]
There was a very religious man named Jim
April 24, 2010
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There was a very religious man named Jim, who lived near a river. One day, the river rose over the banks and flooded the town, and Jim was forced to climb onto his porch roof. While sitting there, a man in a boat came along and told Jim to get in the boat with him. [...]
My elbow really hurts, I guess I should see a doctor
April 16, 2010
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One day Bill complained to his friend, “My elbow really hurts, I guess I should see a doctor.” His friend offered, “Don’t do that. There’s a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker an cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your [...]
When Chuck Norris does a push up
April 12, 2010
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When Chuck Norris does a push up he does not push up, he pushes the world down. Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground. Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land. Chuck [...]
