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What can you catch but not throw? A cold. I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I? A nose. What’s black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk. A zebra painted red. A sunburned penguin. A newspaper. What goes around the world but stays in [...]

Q: What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A: A snoozepaper! Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn`t want to go to the barbecue! Q: What did one plate say to the other plate? A: “Lunch is on me!” Q: What is black and white and red all over? [...]