Yo mama is so fat when god said let their be light yo mama moved over.
You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, “We are family.”
Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.
Yo mammas so dumb she studied for a blood test.
YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE PUT LIPSTICK ON HER FOREHEAD TO MAKE UP HER MIND.